February 2012
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lolicage:
fuckit. cirno you’re up.
fff
cirno stop being adorable goddammit
snootymisscantaloupe:
you came to the wrong part of town, you piece of shit
i’m going to reblog this every day ok
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What really surprises me:
is that a lot of people I follow are actually REALLY CUTE.
like OH MY GOD.
WHY CAN’T WE ALL JUST KNOW EACH OTHER.
Mapcrunch: Trailer
"Hello?"
-fade in from black to an open road in the middle on nowhere, with no civilization in sight-
-a person stands in the road, looking lost-
"Is anybody there? Where am I?"
-scene change to an urban area with signs in a foreign language-
"Where AM I?"
-scene change to people standing around-
"Hello? Can you help me? I'm lost!"
-the people don't move, and appear to be frozen in place-
"What's going on..."
-the person's cell phone rings, they bring it to their ear slowly-
"He-hello?"
Mysterious voice on the other end: "Find the airport."
-snap to black-
MAPCRUNCH
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Tourist: HELP! MY WIFE IS IN LABOR DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE HOSPITAL IS?
New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
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Wow tumblr mobile is annoying
Srsly I can’t even scroll down my dash all the way the pictures eventually stop loading